Shambhala Training Working with Father Sarducci

September 10, 2008 by     Print This Post Print This Post

Father Guido Sarducci now offers a Five Minute University. He also hopes to offer a law degree, that will add an extra minute to the process. Rumor has it that Shambhala International is in negotiation with Father Sarducci to adapt his plan for delivering Shambhala Training. Under the new plan, Levels One through Five can be completed in less than  thirty seconds.


One thing has changed. Since Father Sarducci  first introduced his plan, he’s realized that he was shortchanging  himself by only charging $20 for the college degree. So, for Shambhala Training, you will pay $1,000.00 but you’ll be a graduate  in no time!


3 Responses to “Shambhala Training Working with Father Sarducci”

  1. Chris Keyser on September 11th, 2008 3:00 am

    Is Father Guido Sarducci still alive?

  2. Suzanne Townsend on September 11th, 2008 9:50 am

    This is so funny and apt. The cartoon of Swaziland was great too. A friend of mine was upset at it that it “wasn’t respectful” — oh, wouldn’t VACT laugh! I thank all contributors for adding a real laugh or two to this site 🙂 — keep it up — we all need Father Guido!!!

  3. Dan Montgomery on September 17th, 2008 1:36 pm

    What is-a Buddhism?

    “Nothing Happens”

    What is-a Shambhala Buddhism?

    “You get-a dressed-up, and-a Nothing Happens”